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@karlbode.bsky.social itll only last until the common repub voters have to do with less, once they realized their faces are being eaten, itll be game over

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@karlbode.bsky.social itll only last until the common repub voters have to do with less, once they realized their faces are being eaten, itll be game over

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To anyone who has ever railed against 'iPad babies' or technology in the hands of toddlers and kids, I propose a hypothetical situation to you:

Think about one of the hardest days at work you've had in the past couple years, remember the exhaustion and fatigue, and the relief of just getting home and being able to unwind.

Now, on that day, how many times did you want to dance to a single Wiggles song on repeat. If the answer is 0, you just chose iPad.

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To anyone who has ever railed against 'iPad babies' or technology in the hands of toddlers and kids, I propose a hypothetical situation to you:

Think about one of the hardest days at work you've had in the past couple years, remember the exhaustion and fatigue, and the relief of just getting home and being able to unwind.

Now, on that day, how many times did you want to dance to a single Wiggles song on repeat. If the answer is 0, you just chose iPad.

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@julia I recognize grafana there, I have it self hosted for some weather sensors I have on my desk, but I’m trying to expand its uses. Thanks for the info, ill check those out

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@julia I recognize grafana there, I have it self hosted for some weather sensors I have on my desk, but I’m trying to expand its uses. Thanks for the info, ill check those out

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@julia what are you using to pull this data from the machine? I tries one plugin and wasnt very happy with it

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@julia what are you using to pull this data from the machine? I tries one plugin and wasnt very happy with it

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This month several years ago I was fixing a pinpad in a fast food drive thru and the staff asked what was wrong with it and I looked him dead in the eyes and replied:

“Nothing last forever, in the cold November rain…”

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This month several years ago I was fixing a pinpad in a fast food drive thru and the staff asked what was wrong with it and I looked him dead in the eyes and replied:

“Nothing last forever, in the cold November rain…”

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@LilahTovMoon Engineering is science inside the ship, science is science outside the ship

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@LilahTovMoon Engineering is science inside the ship, science is science outside the ship

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Why is it that all the water bottles over 1.5L with straws only come in “praise kink” variety?

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Why is it that all the water bottles over 1.5L with straws only come in “praise kink” variety?

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A blue and black gradient coloured water bottle with kink praise messaging at certain times and water levels, such as “cheer up”, “dont give up”, and “you did it!”

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@CoralineAda rock the 808!

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@CoralineAda rock the 808!

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@dnc thats a good Peppermas!

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@dnc thats a good Peppermas!

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@GoblinHellion amazing! This looks so good!

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@GoblinHellion amazing! This looks so good!

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She also got me snacks for when I’m feeling better <3

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She also got me snacks for when I’m feeling better <3

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A collection of snacks from my love; including hostess cupcakes, takis dragon sweet chili, and takis fuego. In the background is a messy desk with various detritus such as bell pepper seeds in a jar, hair ties, arduinos, and raspberry pis

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@foone wait what?!? Are you able to tell this story? Is there some where I can read this? Because damn girl!

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@foone wait what?!? Are you able to tell this story? Is there some where I can read this? Because damn girl!